my morning routine:
- wake up
when you have no homework AND you get chipotle
remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like
happy bday kim
"ew why would u swallow"
friends talking shit about something u like
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash