one day i’ll be really attractive and you’ll all be sorry
[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]
I want it.
lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid I love this kid
Oh my god
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.
BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE EPISODE WHERE FRY’S DOG WAITS THE REST OF HIS LIFE ON THE STREET CORNER FOR FRY TO COME BACK BUT HE DOESN’T COME BACK HE’S IN THE FUTURE GOD I HATE IT
one wonders how much chris evans enjoyed doing this scene
IT’S CIRCLING MY CAR
there are tears?? running down my face why is it why?/ ww/
it’s like? a ZOMBIE MOVIE??
the turkey is like “you fucker! you killed my uncle!”
when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude