people who can’t handle all black outfits are weak
|—||And I’ve Got to Protect Myself (#315: March 20, 2014)|
"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe."
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
iT TOOK ME LIKE THREE MINUTES TO REMEMBER WHAT THAT BOARD GAME WAS AND NOW I’M SCREAMING
do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me. Today. Shit.
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat